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A primary school teacher starts a new job on Mersyside and, trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she is a Man United fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they too are Man United fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand expect one little girl.

The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: &quot:Mary, why didn’t you raise your hand?&quot:

&quot:Because I’m not a Man United fan,&quot: she replied.

The teacher, still shocked, asked: &quot:Well if you’re not a Man United fan, then who are you a fan of?&quot:

&quot:I’m a AC Milan fan, and proud of it,&quot: Mary replied.

The teacher could not believe her ears. &quot:Mary, why pray tell, are you a AC Milan fan?&quot:

&quot:Because my mum and dad are from Milan, and my mum is a AC Milan fan and my dad is a AC Milan fan, so I’m a AC Milan fan too!&quot:

&quot:Well,&quot: said the teacher, in a obviously annoyed tone, &quot:that’s no reason for you to be a Milan fan. You don’t have to be just like your parents all the time. What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug dealer and car thief, what what you be then?&quot:

&quot:Then,&quot: Mary smiled, &quot:I’d be a Man United fan.&quot:


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