irish english and scots man in a pub discussing their wives english man says my wife is so stupid she just bought a car and cant drive scotsman says thats nothing my wife has just built a swimming pool and cant swim paddy pipes up and says you think thats bad my wife has gone to greece with 50 condoms and doesnt even have a ****
Irishman,englishman,and scotsman go into a bar and the barman says ":is this some kind of joke?":
guess i’m a stupid english girl – can’t work out original jike.
I don’t get it unless all the words are there.That missing word could be wardrobe for all i know. I was joking but still got a thumbs down from the trolls.
LOL! I have to deduct -1 for me for taking 2 seconds to decipher what ":****": was , but once i got it – it’s FUNNY! haha!
Btw- What’s the difference between the Rolling Stones , and a Scotsman?
A: Rolling Stones sing ":Hey You , get off of my cloud!": , and a Scotsman says ":Hey Mcleoud, get off of my ewe!": HAHA!
Excellentti thats pure class
loved it babe
ill need to remember that one
Rude but funny
that’s funny, have a star
very good, like it!