A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. People would say, What a peaceful &: loving couple.
The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.
The Husband replied: Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America , explained the man. We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona ,and took a trip, down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse. We hadn’t gone too far when my wife’s horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, That’s once.
We proceeded a little further and horse stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said, That’s twice.
We hadn’t gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.
Ha ha ha, nice one Dave,
bang bang, he shot me down
bang ,bang, l hit the ground
bang bang that awful sound
bang bang,my baby shot me down.
Cher sang it, great song.
l am happily married 40 years .
love Jo xx
There were two gay guy living together. One was more feminine and the other more masculine.
The masculine one lacked chest hair and it seemed to become a real problem for him. So, one day he decided to visit the doctor to see why he had no chest hair and if there was something he could do about.
Well, the doctor said there was nothing wrong with the guy, and really the only thing he could try to stimulate hair growth was to smother Vaseline all over his chest daily and perhaps the skin would become stimulated enough to produce hair.
The masculine homosexual was elated. He went immediately home and smothered his chest in Vaselinel.
When his partner came home and jumped into bed with him, he felt the Vaseline and asked, ":What in the hell are you doing?":
The masculine one explained what the doctor said and waited for comment from his partner. Finally, his partner said,
":Don’t you think if that was true that you would have a ":pony tail": coming out of your *** by now?":
HAHAHAH GOOD ONE!
Once there were three men, Dave, John, and Sam, who were involved in a tragic car accident in which all three died. As they stood at the gates of heaven St. Peter came up to them and said, ":You will all be given a method of transportation for your eternal use around heaven. You will be judged on your past deeds, and will have your transport chosen accordingly.": St. Peter looked at Dave and said, ":You, Dave, were a bad man. You cheated on your wife four times! For this, you will drive around Heaven in an old beat up Dodge.": Next St. Peter looked at John and said, ":You, were not so evil, but you still cheated on your wife two times. For this, you will forever travel around heaven in a Toyota stationwagon.": St. Peter finally looked at Sam, and said, ":You, Sam, have set a fine example. You did not have sex until after marriage, and you never cheated on your wife! For this, you will forever travel through heaven in a Ferrari.": A short time later, Jon and Dave pulled up in their cars next to Sam’s Ferrari and there he is, sitting on the hood, head in hands, crying. ":What’s wrong, Sam?": they asked. ":You got the Ferrari! You are set forever! Why so down?": Sam looked up, ever so slowly opened his mouth and cried, ":I just saw my wife go by on a skate board.":
OOOOhhhh! My! Gosh! That is Absolutely Freaking Hilarious! Star for you!!!
Very funny. LOL. Have a star for making me smile 🙂
Give and take, trust, honesty and love…19 years and still going strong.
very good ill remember that next time my bf annoys me