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Funny Random Things to say!?


im 14 (grl) and i was just wondering what you might say as a comeback, or just funny randomm phrases or words, etc. THANKS!

like a funny quote?

&quot:i think big foot is blurry, that’s the problem. it’s not the photographers fault, he’s just blurry and that’s extra scary to me. there is an out of focus monster roaming the country side. RUN! he’s fuzzy!&quot:

&quot:In a stop light, green means go and yellow means yeild. In a banana, green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the hell did you get that banana?&quot:

to a crabby PMSing girl:
&quot:who lit the fuse on your tampon?&quot:

i have tons more, add me and i’ll tell you. i have a quote book full of funny things that i have documented that my friends have said.

he was a one eyed one horned flying purple people eater!

speaking of barbeque sauce, i like mountain lions.

If you plan it ahead of time it’s not random…….

BUT there was this one stupid girl who loved yelling, &quot:POTATO!&quot: she was annoying…….

can cows jump? in all the drawings ive made of them they couldnt bend their knees

i love__like a fat kid loves mcdonalds

i’m on that like a fat kid on a smarty

what did you have for dinner last night?

if it wasnt for indoor plumbing i would kill myself

dicklefickle

Start singing this: OHHHHHHHH STOP POOPING ON MY CAT! ON MY CAT! CAT! MY ON POOPING STOP! POOPING STOP!

The fat man walks alone…

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