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Want to hear a blonde joke?


An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, ‘Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?’

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, ‘Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight-lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

‘Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?’

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, ‘No…not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.’

LMAO – I needed a good laugh like I just did because I have been feeling sad lately so Thank you very much.

lol nice =] Want to hear another one?

A blonde, brunette, and redhead were standing on the edge of the pool ready for the 100 yard breast stroke race…

The starter shot the pistol and the three dove into the water and began swimming.

A few minutes later, the brunette finished and jumped out of the water. Then the redhead.

About twenty minutes later, the blonde emerged.

They awarded the gold to the brunette, the silver to the redhead, and the bronze to the blonde.

As they placed the medal around her neck, the blonde whispered, &quot: I don’t want to sound like a sore loser, but I think the other two used their arms.&quot:

Cute….

Here’s some man jokes to get back at all the A$$hole men who make fun of blonde chicks:

Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?
Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?
Because not one will stop and ask for directions.

Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

How can you tell when a man is well hung?
When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.

Good one. Now here is one about a cowboy:

A woman goes to a bar and notices a cowboy with huge boots-feet propped up on the table. Knowing what she knows about what is said about men with big feet she proposes he spend the night with her.
He agrees if she pays him $50 for the service he renders.
In the morning she leaves a $100 bill on the motel night stand.
&quot:Why thank you Mam, I didn’t realize I was that good&quot: says the cowboy
&quot:Your not&quot: she replies &quot:The extra money is for you to buy the correct size of boot.&quot:

lol blonde jokes are funny. what did the hair on a blondes leg say to the hair on her other leg? between us theirs alot of money to be made! why did the blonde buy a convertable? More leg room!

Hehe

This is one of the best, Bln jokes ive come across in a long time.Outstanding job,thanks for keeping it clean,looking forward for more jokes from you. Thanks again’

thats a funny joke

That’s great

Very funny!!

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