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Oh Lord Won’t You Buy Me a Mercedes Benz?


My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends.

Well fundie nutjobs where is my Mercedes Benz?

Hey you greedy goofball, I am next in line for the Benz, no cutting!

Good Lord no, I won’t buy you a Mercedes Benz. If ya want one, buy your own! (now I’ll have J.J on my mind the rest of the night.. She was a true great)

Oh Lord, wont you buy me a Mercedes Benz ?
My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends.
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends,
So Lord, wont you buy me a Mercedes Benz ?

Oh Lord, wont you buy me a color TV ?
Dialing For Dollars is trying to find me.
I wait for delivery each day until three,
So oh Lord, wont you buy me a color TV ?

Oh Lord, wont you buy me a night on the town ?
Im counting on you, Lord, please dont let me down.
Prove that you love me and buy the next round,
Oh Lord, wont you buy me a night on the town ?

Everybody!
Oh Lord, wont you buy me a Mercedes Benz ?
My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends,
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends,
So oh Lord, wont you buy me a Mercedes Benz ?

Thats it!
Got my color Tv and my night on the town im sooo sure the merceedes is next!!
By the way i am a wiccan but i still love Janis!!

I’m not the Lord – silly

blessings anyway 🙂

edit
for those who think the above question is original 🙂
JANIS JOPLIN LYRICS

&quot:Mercedes Benz&quot:

Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz ?
My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends.
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends,
So Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz ?

Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a color TV ?
Dialing For Dollars is trying to find me.
I wait for delivery each day until three,
So oh Lord, won’t you buy me a color TV ?

Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a night on the town ?
I’m counting on you, Lord, please don’t let me down.
Prove that you love me and buy the next round,
Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a night on the town ?

Everybody!
Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz ?
My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends,
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends,
So oh Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz ?

That’s it!

Sorry, God is more of Jaguar man. It’s in the Bible towards the back along with his other preferences (P.S. his favourite ice cream flavour is strawberry!).

oh Lord will u give me all the treasures in heaven, well at least allot of them. Up there my friend, it lasts forever….

I believe that song is over 20-years OLD!

Sorry about your ‘god’ [small-g]

Thanks, RR

I drive them all the time.
They are a piece of crap.
BMWs also. I drive them also.

Janis Joplin has it.

God : &quot:Only if you work hard and pay the monthly rent&quot:.

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