Where is the love of my life?

Dear Gentlemen (&amp: ladies) of fair Ramadanistan, i wish to announce the news iMuslimaH’s proposal to me, of a most GRANDDDD and sumptuous marriage. I shall present my answer to her, as soon as i encounter her. But alas, she has yet to be seen-eth.

iMushlimaH, iMuslimaH, Wherefore art thou iMuslimaH.
OHHHH, why does she PAIN me like this? I miss her dearly…Good Lord, i think I’m going to pass out from the sorrow. *sighhhhh*

Oh, iMuslimah, i agree we’ve had our differences, especially when i labelled you an extremist, and love can be blind, but now, my eyes have opened my love.
The course of true love never does run smooth.
Shakespeare once said that Love sought is good, but given unsought, is better. So i wish to thank thee for declaring her love.

I would dearly like to tell her that:
My bounty is as deep as the sea,
My love as deep: the more I give to thee,
The more I have, for both are infinite.


when did you see the question?????????/
somebody dared me HAHAHAHAH
Good one!

Do you think this is appropriate?

Good. Avoid Arab women -they are greedy and stupid.

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