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Which zodiac sign is most likely to…..?


What sign are you?
-claim to have been abducted by aliens?
-sabotage a beauty pageant to win?
-drive around for 20 minutes to get the best parking spot?
-be a stalker?
-be a serial killer?
-commit suicide?
-found a cult?
-join a cult?
-cheat on their spouse/significant other?
-sleep with your spouse/significant other?
-be an evil dictator?
-be a mad scientist?
-try to pick up the opposite sex at funerals?
-win the lottery &amp: end up broke?
-carry a mirror with them at all times?
-say I love you just to sleep with you?
-check themselves into a looney bin?
-willfully eat the last of YOUR favorite food?
-be arrested for road rage?
-gamble away their kid’s college funds?
-be a porn star?
-wear aluminum foil hats as a precaution?
-cheat on tests?
-steal your dog to collect the reward?
-blow up/burn an industrial/chemical plant to save the ozone?
-buy a time machine off the internet?
-be a cop for power?
-constantly refer to themself in the third person?

I’m a Sagittarius

1. abducted by aliens: Gemini would say it to see what kind of reaction they could get out of people.
Aquarius and Pisces would say it and mean it.

2. Sabotage a beauty pageant: Aries, they’re REALLY competitive.
Leo: They *really* want that crown:)
Scorpio: Because they can.

3. Drive around looking for a parking spot: Gemini, can’t make up their minds.
Taurus: is there anything that these people do quickly?
Capricorn: Nothing but the best for these guys, and they’re patient, too.

4. Be a stalker: Taurus, because they’re too stubborn to let go.
Cancer because they tend to be clingy.
Scorpio because they’re obsessive, and I think they’d kind of enjoy it, too:)

5. Be a serial killer: Capricorn, they’re cool headed enough, and sometimes cold enough.

6. Commit suicide: Pisces:( You guys really need to check out the sunny side of the street, it’s not half bad over here:)

7. Found a cult: Sagittarius: We like to preach.
Gemini: could definitely talk their way into becoming a cult leader.
Leo: just so that they could have &quot:followers&quot:. It’s almost like being king, really.

8. Join a cult: Sagittarius: some of us like being preached to as well.
Aquarius: just to be different.
Pisces: misguided spiritual quest.

9. cheat on SO: Gemini, they need more than one of everything.

10. sleep with someone else’s SO: Aries: impulsive and lack of foresight.
Gemini: can talk their way into any situation they want to put themselves in.
Sagittarius or Aquarius: because societal rules are for sheep.

11. evil dictator: Scorpio, enough said.

12. mad scientist: Aquarius, they’re crazy already, haha:)

13. try to pick up the opposite sex at funerals: Aries or Gemini…why the hell not?
Scorpio: funeral setting would probably be a turn on.

14. win the lottery and end up broke: Sagittarius…we’d spend that money before the cheque was cashed.
Pisces: would give it all to the first hard luck case that knocked on the door.

15. carry a mirror: Leo, for obvious reasons.
Virgo: to make sure they don’t have anything stuck in their teeth.

16. say I love you just to sleep with you: Gemini (see answer to &quot:most likely to sleep with someone else’s SO&quot:)

17. check themselves into looney bin: Leo, for the drama of it all.
Virgo: Just checking in for a professional opinion.

18. willfully eat…: Cancer or Scorpio, out of spite.

19. road rage: Aries

20. gamble kid’s college fund: Sag…but it’s okay, we’ll win it back:)

21. porn star: Sag and Cancer and Pisces…actually I think this is true.

22. aluminum foil hats: Pisces or Aqua.

23. cheat on tests: Gemini could but doesn’t really have to. I guess if they’re feeling lazy that day…

24. steal your dog to collect the reward: (lol) I know someone who did something like this only much worse. He’s Taurus. I know a Cap who could easily be capable of this as well.

25. blow up/burn a chemical plant: I would hope that an Aquarian would have better sense than this. But maybe if they had a Leo rising, and a heavily afflicted Mercury.

26. buy a time machine: Sag. There’s the travel element, and there’s also the appeal of being able to go back in time and take our feet back out of our mouths.

27. cop for power: Aries.

28. constantly refer to themselves…: maybe Pisces.

Have you been saving these up for a while?

Napoleon was a Leo, Castro was a Leo, Obama is a Leo, Leo’s are unstoppable Another one is Taurus, Hitler was something like an Ariestaurus, something about that time of year and power A lot of kings seem like they were cancers, Henry Viii of England, maybe it’s because a king is usually a short fat guy who’s a lot meaner than people think, until they piss him off and get axed Geminis, a lot of queens seem like Geminis, nobody’s mentioned queens yet

1. abducted by aliens : Aquarius lives in space so aliens must be his friends and Gemini because he like the idea of being abducted by aliens
2. sabotage a beauty pageant to win : i would say Libra and Taurus cause they love beauty and they will fight for it
3. drive for 20 minutes to get the best parking spot : i would say Virgos because they seek perfection in every thing and Gemini because they are so hesitated to make a decision
4.stalker : i think Aries and Sagittarius if they set their mind on someone they will get them
5.be a serial killer : well i think someone who have cancer sun Capricorn moon mercury in Scorpio with Leo rising i think if he is not a serial killer he will be a very dangerous person
6.commit suicide : pieces very sensitive and dreamy and fire signs in general they act before they think
7.found a cult : Aquarius, Gemini, and Virgo they sure will
8. join a cult : Aquarius
9.cheat on their spouse: Gemini they like variety in every thing and Scorpios because they are very sexual in nature and they think about sex a lot
10.sleep with your spouse : Gemini and Libra
11.be an evil dictator : Aries and Capricorns and Leos
12.be a mad scientist : Aquarius they don’t call him the genius of the signs for nothing!
13. try to pick up the opposite sex at funerals : someone with Scorpio sun Aquarius rising mercury in Aries they will do strange violent things
14.win a lottery and end up broke : pieces and Gemini
15. carry a mirror with them all the time : Libra they are obsessed with beauty and Leos because they think they are the best looking in the world
16.say i love you just to sleep with you : Gemini they are manipulative and intelligent so they will make you think they love you but they don’t
17.check themselves into a loony bin : Libra and Leo
18. willfully eat : Cancers they just love food and Scorpios they have a big appetite even if they don’t look fat i think water signs in general they eat their emotions
19.be arrested in a road rage : Aries Leo and Sagittarius
20.gamble away their kid’s college funds : pieces, cancer and maybe Aries cause they love competition and they will make sure they don’t lose

-claim to have been abducted by aliens? Aquarius.
-sabotage a beauty pageant to win? Leo.
-drive around for 20 minutes to get the best parking spot? Taurus.
-be a stalker? Scorpio.
-be a serial killer? Aries.
-commit suicide? Scorpio/Cancer.
-found a cult? Pisces.
-join a cult? Pisces.
-cheat on their spouse/significant other? Gemini.
-sleep with your spouse/significant other? Gemini.
-be an evil dictator? Capricorn.
-be a mad scientist? Aquarius.
-try to pick up the opposite sex at funerals? Libra.
-win the lottery &amp: end up broke? Sagittarius.
-carry a mirror with them at all times? Leo/Libra.
-say I love you just to sleep with you? Gemini/Libra/Sagittarius.
-check themselves into a looney bin? Aquarius/Gemini.
-willfully eat the last of YOUR favorite food? Taurus.
-be arrested for road rage? Aries.
-gamble away their kid’s college funds? Sagittarius/Leo.
-be a porn star? Leo.
-wear aluminum foil hats as a precaution? Aquarius/Pisces.
-cheat on tests? Gemini/Leo.
-steal your dog to collect the reward? Capricorn.
-blow up/burn an industrial/chemical plant to save the ozone? Aquarius/Scorpio.
-buy a time machine off the internet? Aquarius.
-be a cop for power? Leo/Aries.
-constantly refer to themself in the third person? Leo.

Wow, What a question!
What sign are you? Cancer
-claim to have been abducted by aliens? Pisces
-sabotage a beauty pageant to win? Aries
-drive around for 20 minutes to get the best parking spot? Cancer or Libra
-be a stalker? Cancer
-be a serial killer? Scorpio
-commit suicide? Pisces
-found a cult? Scorpio or Sag
-join a cult? Cancer or Pisces
-cheat on their spouse/significant other? Sag
-sleep with your spouse/significant other? Sag
-be an evil dictator? Scorpio
-be a mad scientist? Scorpio
-try to pick up the opposite sex at funerals? Gemini
-win the lottery &amp: end up broke? Aries
-carry a mirror with them at all times? Cancer
-say I love you just to sleep with you? Gemini or Virgo
-check themselves into a looney bin? Pisces
-willfully eat the last of YOUR favorite food? Leo
-be arrested for road rage? Aries
-gamble away their kid’s college funds? Pisces
-be a porn star? Scorpio
-wear aluminum foil hats as a precaution? Capricorn
-cheat on tests? Gemini
-steal your dog to collect the reward? Scorpio
-blow up/burn an industrial/chemical plant to save the ozone? Cancer
-buy a time machine off the internet? Cancer or Taurus
-be a cop for power? Leo
-constantly refer to themself in the third person? Cancer

What sign are you? Libra
-claim to have been abducted by aliens? Taurus
-sabotage a beauty pageant to win? Leo
-drive around for 20 minutes to get the best parking spot? Aries
-be a stalker? Taurus
-be a serial killer? Capricorn
-commit suicide? Cancer
-found a cult? Sagittarius
-join a cult? Cancer
-cheat on their spouse/significant other? Gemini
-sleep with your spouse/significant other? Sagittarius
-be an evil dictator? Virgo
-be a mad scientist? Aries
-try to pick up the opposite sex at funerals? Libra
-win the lottery &amp: end up broke? Pisces
-carry a mirror with them at all times? Libra
-say I love you just to sleep with you? Libra
-check themselves into a looney bin? Cancer
-willfully eat the last of YOUR favorite food? Leo
-be arrested for road rage? Aries
-gamble away their kid’s college funds? Pisces
-be a porn star? Leo
-wear aluminum foil hats as a precaution? Virgo
-cheat on tests? Gemini
-steal your dog to collect the reward? Scorpio
-blow up/burn an industrial/chemical plant to save the ozone? Gemini
-buy a time machine off the internet? Aquarius
-be a cop for power? Leo
-constantly refer to themself in the third person? Sagittarius

What sign are you? libra
-claim to have been abducted by aliens?-gemini
-sabotage a beauty pageant to win?-libra
drive around twenty minutes to get the best parking spot?-capricorn
be a stalker?-taurus
be a serial killer?-cancer
commit suicide?-pisces (*kurt cobain)
found a cult?-aqarius
join a cult?-gemini
cheat on their spouse/ significant other?-saggitarius, pisces or gemini (they are the cheaters of the zodiac)
sleep with your spouse or significant other?-see above
be an evil dictator?-aries
be a mad scientist?-capricorn
try to pick up opposite sex at funerals?-libra (i’m a libra and i would)
win the lotter and end up broke?-pisces
carry a mirror with them at all times?-libra (we are soooo vain)
say i love u jst to sleep with you?-all males would, but i would probably give this one to libra or saggitarius
check themselves into a looney bin?-cancer
willfully eat the last of your favorite food?-libra ( i did it to my parents all the time)
be arrested for road rage?-scorpio or aries (lol, they’re rage heads)
gamble away their kid’s college funds?-pisces
be a porn star?-me hopefully, lol, i’d probably give that one to leo or saggitarius
wear aluminum foil hats as a precaution?-gemini
cheat on tests?-libra (it’s how i passed high school)
steal ur dog to collect the reward?-lol, that’s hilarius, maybe leo
blow up/burn an industrial/chemical plant to save the ozone?-definately aqaurius
buy a time machine off the internet?- pisces
be a cop for power?-aries
-constantly refer to themself in the third person?-aries

edit:
Fine, I’ll answer lol.

What sign are you?
-claim to have been abducted by aliens? Gemini
-sabotage a beauty pageant to win? Scorpio or Leo
-drive around for 20 minutes to get the best parking spot? Aries
-be a stalker? Scorpio
-be a serial killer? Scorpio
-commit suicide? Pisces
-found a cult? Libra
-join a cult? Cancer (clingy)
-cheat on their spouse/significant other? Libra
-sleep with your spouse/significant other? Gemini (or to get even…Scorpio!)
-be an evil dictator? Taurus
-be a mad scientist? Virgo
-try to pick up the opposite sex at funerals? Aquarius (they do weird things!)
-win the lottery &amp: end up broke? Aries or Gemini
-carry a mirror with them at all times? LEO lol!
-say I love you just to sleep with you? Gemini
-check themselves into a looney bin? Pisces
-willfully eat the last of YOUR favorite food? Taurus
-be arrested for road rage? ARIES!
-gamble away their kid’s college funds? Sagittarius
-be a porn star? Libra
-wear aluminum foil hats as a precaution? Aquarius
-cheat on tests? Gemini (you gotta watch ’em!)
-steal your dog to collect the reward? Cancer
-blow up/burn an industrial/chemical plant to save the ozone? Sagittarius
-buy a time machine off the internet? Aquarius
-be a cop for power? Capricorn or Scorpio
-constantly refer to themself in the third person? Leo

claim to have been abducted by aliens? gemini
-sabotage a beauty pageant to win? leo
-drive around for 20 minutes to get the best parking spot? taurus
-be a stalker? scorpio
-be a serial killer? taurus
-commit suicide? cancer
-found a cult? aries
-join a cult? pisces
-cheat on their spouse/significant other? gemini
-sleep with your spouse/significant other? libra
-be an evil dictator? aquarius
-be a mad scientist? saggitarius
-try to pick up the opposite sex at funerals? libra
-win the lottery &amp: end up broke? gemini
-carry a mirror with them at all times? libra
-say I love you just to sleep with you? libra
-check themselves into a looney bin? saggitarius
-willfully eat the last of YOUR favorite food? leo
-be arrested for road rage? gemini
-gamble away their kid’s college funds? gemini
-be a porn star? leo
-wear aluminum foil hats as a precaution? virgo
-cheat on tests? aquarius
-steal your dog to collect the reward?aquarius
-blow up/burn an industrial/chemical plant to save the ozone? saggitarius
-buy a time machine off the internet? aquarius
-be a cop for power? capricorn
-constantly refer to themself in the third person? saggitarius

aliens: Cancer (man)
Sabotage: Pisces (woman)
drive around for 20 min: Capricorn (woman)
Stalker: cusp of Aquar/pisces (woman) ALL men! lol
Cheat: Cancer men
Sleep with: Leo men
Mad Scientist: Aries men
P/U opposite sex and funerals: Lonely Cancer men
Win lottery and end up broke: Leo men
Carry a mirror: Virgo men and Gemini women
Say I love you to sleep with you? All men
Ck into a looney bin? hard to say.
Eat the last of my food? All men… I can cook great…..
Be arrested for road rage: Scorpios and Cancer men. they just don’t back down….
Gamble away kids funds: The stupid ones.
Porn stars: Any man who is hung or hung up on himself……lol
Cheat on tests..: Cancer men if they know they cannot pass
Steal to collect: Not anyone sane that is for sure.
Blow up: Scorpio men for their pyro maniac instincts
Buy a time machine? No such luck.
Cop: All short, very short insecure zodiac men and all gay women of every sign.
Third Person: all men in the zodiac who can’t enjoy life or share it with anyone but them selves….

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